No matter how you slice it (why did that just make me think of pie?), doing the work involved in losing weight can be a challenge and – realistically – a struggle. So, when things start to get tough I like to laugh! If you need a laugh, check out these quotes about weight loss!
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where the hell she is. ~Ellen Degeneres
Skinny cooks can’t be trusted.~Author Unknown
I did NOT take a bite out of this doughnut, I swear!
As I ramble through life, whatever be my goal, I will unfortunately always keep my eye upon the doughnut and not upon the whole.~Wendy Wasserstein
If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.~Jim Eason
We never repent of having eaten too little.Thomas Jefferson
Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.~Author Unknown
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.~Author Unknown
Thanks for the laugh! I could go for some chocolate cake sedation…
January 20–I love the quotes , especially about the one that talks about our ‘thin’ person being sedated with chocolate cake!-el03ro–Keep the quotes coming so some may stick in our brain and help us out in ‘food emergencies.’
Love these, you definitely have to keep a sense of humor at all times.
These are great! Its hard to resist a bite of a good donut!
Those are funny, I especially like the – You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where the hell she is. ~Ellen Degeneres
ROFL – Skinny cooks can’t be trusted. I love it!
Skinny cooks CAN’T be trusted. Every time I see a cooking show with a skinny person making huge high fat meals I think “She is just trying to make the world fat so she can be the only tiny good looking little thing” Its a conspiracy!
Great collection! My pick – hang around old fat people to look young and thin. So true lol. Thanks for sharing.
Regards,
Honeybee
LOL
Ellen’s quote cracked me up! Thanks for the giggle!
Oh dear,I can’t stop laughing.1st one made me laugh.Thanks for this nice post.
April 21-I needed to read these quotes again, I have company this past week and it has been difficult to keep on my food plan. Sometimes a laugh or two gets me motivated again. Thanks.-el03ro
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I have hears a few versions of “Skinny Cooks Can’t be Trusted”, this is one of my favourite sayings. Ellen’s quote made me laugh, too.
My favorite is the one about skinny cooks can’t be trusted.