Facing Snow – Starting Strong Mondays

I find it has been really challenging to start strong on Mondays (or any other day!) with the late, but nasty, arrival of winter!

For that reason, I’m going to make this post short and share some snow jokes instead — they make me feel better!

Q: If you live in an igloo made of snow, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
A: No privacy!

Q: Where does a snowman keep his money?
A: In a snow bank.

It Was So Snowy that :
-Hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs!
-Levi Strauss started manufacturing electric jeans!
-We had to chop up the piano for firewood – but we only got two chords.
-When I dialed 911, a recorded message said to phone back in the spring!

(and my personal favourite)
-Richard Simmons started wearing pants!

(Source: http://www.jokes4us.com/)

I’ll leave you knowing that this week I hit a stalemate — no gain but also no loss — this rotten winter weather has been getting me down but I have sworn I will prevail!

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3 Responses to Facing Snow – Starting Strong Mondays

  1. Anne Taylor says:

    Omgosh, I’d trade you the snow for the rain and gloomy days! I believe that anytime you don’t gain, its been a successful week!

  2. Dianne says:

    I will share a cold joke with you. It is so cold that lawyers have their hands in their own pockets. I know it is a bit of a groaner. 🙂

  3. Elva Roberts says:

    January 30-Thanks for the laughs. Some days we don’t know whether to laugh or cry. I always think laughing is better and is a better stress-buster! el03ro
    e.m.roberts@hotmail.com

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